My mom called me twice (once on each phone) yesterday morning. I am thinking "Oh maybe she wants to go to lunch or something. That sounds good." It happened to be a little different than I expected.
Mom: "Hi. There is a really legitimate pharmaceutical company running a clinical trial for a cream that is proven to enhance your bust size at least two sizes."
Me: "Oh."
Mom: "It's free now. They are looking for participants, and it will probably be really expensive after that. So, I took down the number for you, do you want it?"
Me: "No, that's okay. I don't really think a cream would make my boobs bigger."
Mom: "Well, Are you sure? I'll keep the number for you just in case. Bye."
Me: "Okay. Bye."
Thanks for the thought Mom :)
(PS - Sorry Mom, but it was too classic not to share)
6 comments:
hahaha.. sounds like mom
Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard!
I think there is someone else you know that might like to know about that cream;)
HA HA!!!!!!! So funny! Thanks for sharing!
What's the number? j/k I get mine the old fashion way, padding.
Just so you know Mom called me that same day to tell me that Wendys now served hand scooped milkshakes and she thought I'd want to know! So what does that say about me?
Oh, mothers, they always have the best intentions . . . I think!?!?
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