Today as I have been teaching the cute kids at my school about test anxiety, I have used my now infamous "gas pump" story as an example of what happens when one's brain does not get enough healthy food and sleep.
I think it's been rather impactful. I've never seen so many five year olds shake their heads in disgust.
I kinda wish that day wouldn't have happened, and right now, I kinda wish lots of things.
I wish I wouldn't have tried to cut-off the 70 year old man who wouldn't let me merge on the freeway. Ya, he might've been a road hog, but I didn't like the way I felt after I honked at him in his church clothes. I didn't like it when he shook his fist at me either.
I wish I wouldn't have stayed up until 1:00 am last night watching Lost. But, seriously people, that show is crazy good. The dreams are crazy too: Stranded + Aliens + Psychological Manipulation + Zac Efron (He's just always around) = Quite a Night.
I wish walkers and heart tests and Cheerleading teams didn't cost $3000. Though, worth every penny for what they bring to me in return.
I wish Abby would stay little enough to hug her mom in front of her friends forever.
I also wish Abby would let me ramble more and not cut me off with, "Umm, okay mom, you can be done with the talking."
I wish someone would knock at my door and tell me I've been chosen to be on a new show about how people clean your house for free every week.
I wish I could eat like Deakon.
I wish I could kiss his face right now, and watch him blow me a kiss back.
I also wish Deakon's favorite show was more like Grey's and less like Yo Gabba Gabba.
I wish someone knew where I could find denim patches to fix my favorite jeans that ripped.
I wish denim patches were in style.
I wish I saw my husband more often than the hours of 9pm-1am. Although, I am extra lucky to have a guy who is not ashamed to do whatever he needs to do to keep us afloat.
I wish for free Diet Coke at work like my friend Julie. (Seriously, Julie. No job could be better than that.)
I wish this weather would stick it out.
I wish Kyle Korver would make a bunch of three point shots tonight and shut-up all the haters.
The end...I could go on forever....Any wishes I have forgotten?
4 comments:
How about.....
I wish for a money tree? Oh wait, that's just me. :)
I wish Kyle Korver would knock on my door and offer to clean my house shirtless...
oh wait.. did I say that out loud?
could you publish the gas pump story...little lost there..
rips in jeans are in style unless your religion is showing through
The greys thing cracked me up.
Jenny, you CRACKED me up - especially the Zac Efron in your dreams bit - LOVE it:)
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