So, truth be told, I am having a pretty heavy day at work. I need a small break, and after this past weekends' mania, this is where my brain went. Call it sick if you will, but it works.
Blair was a trooper and took me to see Twilight this past weekend. I felt he needed to get a taste of the books that took me away from my family for weeks at a time. I am not sure if he was just appeasing me, but he did say he did not HATE the movie, and I
considered that a win.
We got home from the movie around 10:30, and after the kids were secure in bed, I decided I REALLY needed some nachos from 7-11.(Who doesn't need those at 10:30 PM anyway?) Back in the olden days of our marriage, he would've picked his little butt up and made good on my irrational request.
Ummm...not so much anymore. All I got out of him in response was, "Oh."
I then said in return, "Well...if you were Edward you would fly and get some right now."
Blair then said, with eyes not leaving the ever-important newscast of Sportscenter,"I can't fly. Sorry."
Empathy at its' best.
So, of all the things that I could wish for in a vampire husband; My choice would be to have nachos from 7-11 on demand. I'm telling you...yet another sign I am getting old.
Now, my question for you is...What would you want if you had a Vampire Husband?
My bet is that it might be a little better than crusty nachos.
8 comments:
I have not read the book or seen the movie, but if I had a vampire husband, my request would not be much different that yours. I would want a "love it" size ice cream from Cold Stone of chocolate with 2 Reese's peanut butter cups with a scoop of cake batter on top. Not much better than nachos (which I love as well!)even though I do prefer nachos from the stadium.
I love that all Blair said was "I can't fly" - too funny:)
I think that vampire intuition would be nice. Where Edward knows instantly that something is not quite right with Bella and guesses right away why? My husband tends to only notice if I smack him upside the head and then cannot fathom what my deal is.
Can a vampire make the Jazz win all their games? If so, that's what I would want my vampire husband to be able to do.
I think that your love for 7-11 nachos shows your young side. Most adults wouldn't touch those things with a ten foot pole because they know what they're made of. I'm like you... I LOVE processed cheese with no nutritional value. :)
And I LOVE the story about your husband. I'm not married but most stories I hear similar to this one tend to involve Sports Center.
I am just impressed that he took you to see Twilight...my request would be that my vampire husband would take me to see a movie with vampires! I saw with some girlfriends.
Fresh ripe fruit every morning! Back and foot rubs oh and of course an endless supply of income!
This is a tough question...I think I would want him to take me places really fast. Patience is not one of my strong points!
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