There has been this kid, Braxton, in Abby's class who seems to be "courting" her. Here are some of the reasons why I believe this is true:
- Within the first couple months of school, Abby came home and told me that "Braxton keeps chasing me around at recess, and whispering in my ear that he thinks I am pretty."
- Abby came home from school a little while after that and told me, "Braxton kissed me on the blue rug when Teacher wasn't looking." (To which Blair responded, "Do I need to go to school and kick this kid's a**.) Probably not.
- While picking Abby up from school in January, Braxton asked me if he could move into my house. Again, Probably not.
- While helping Abby clean out her cubby one day at school, I notice she has some change. When I asked her where she got it, she replied, "Braxton just keeps bringing me money." When asked "Why," she just batted her eyes and said, "I don't know?"
Today:
Abby walks to my car after school today, as usual -oh, but today, she was not alone. Braxton opened up the car door for her, waited patiently as she climbed in and "buckled up," and then said, "I hope you have a good day Abby." He then very gently (and with a very suspicious grin) closed the door. I looked at Abby who had the funniest, little, crooked "I don't want to smile, but I can't help it" smile on her face.
I then became concerned...This kid might appear to be a gentleman, but he has also asked to move in with us. Maybe he does need a good butt whooping.
I asked Ab, "Abby, do you like Braxton. He seems nice..."
Abby thought about it for a minute and then replied, "Well, I like that he brings me money." And then she opened her hand to reveal a nice, new, shiny penny.
It was then I realized that Braxton may be in love, but to Ab, he is just a sugar daddy.
Good Girl.
6 comments:
hahahahahahah hahahahaha... that is too perfect!!!!
That is so funny! What a cute girl. I love that sleeping with her new pretty shoes makes her feel better too!
love it. ha ha. sounds like this little guy has too smooth of moves for his young age! abby sounds darling.
Seems a bit young to have to watch out for the boys! Oh well...when you have got "it", you have just got "it"! Way to go Abby...make sure you marry a rich one! Hold out for the $100's...a penny doesn't go very far in today's world.
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! I love it!
That is so funny. Jake has a girl in his class that likes him too. She chases him and kisses him. Apparently she does it to all the boys but Jake gets a big smile on his face everytime he talks about about her.
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